ms-cdeezy:

shawneslava:

sebaschann:

mamasheezy:

ms-solo-dolo:

annuhlee:

awhirlwind:

Banned Pop Rocks commercial.

OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS???

WAS NOT. EXPECTING THAT.

HOLY SHIT, NO WONDER IT WAS BANNED !

Lmfaoo

lLMFAO

 RofLoLmaoCopter.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL , MAD DIRTY !

(Source: itsmerandi)

Who Ever Made This.
YOU’RE A GENIUS

(Source: dearninaa)

ayeitsjayyy:

iholdthehorizon:

imgivingyoumyforever:

thatsjustmexo:

the-female-geek-in-blue:

giae:

monsterslurkhere:

hiiikatelyn:

jakelittle:

rainb0wfish:

briannawhite:

ttechnicoloreyes:

lemons-:

mabyboose:

did anyone notice she said she’s 11 but her dad committed suicide 13 years ago,..

that awkward moment when your dad dies a year before you where conceived..

Did anyone else notice her mom died a month after her dad? 

That awkward moment where your mom dies before she gives birth to you.. 

^

 That awkward moment when you were raised by a dog….

^^ LMAO. DEAD.

^^^ BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OMFG. HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LMAO OMG

 Not just any dog. A depressed, suicidal dog…

Hahaha. I don’t normally reblog stuff like this, but I’m dying right now. 

 That awkward moment when your mom dies before she gives birth to you.

Someone already said that, good try though. ^

(Source: meme-spot)

I’m honestly down to go rough. We can save romantic, gentle, and making love for later. I want to be thrusting into you. I want to hear my bed creak, floorboards shake, and the sound of you telling me to go a bit faster. I want to give it my all, on top or bottom of you. Place doesn’t matter, when doesn’t matter but who does matter a lot. I’m not looking for a quick fix. I want someone I trust. Someone whos willing to go through the experience. We can go all out, dick sucking, clit licking, lip biting, intense kissing, my hands wandering all over your body. Let’s build a climax that ends with a bang. Damn.

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ms-cdeezy:

SOOOO CUTE ADQSALKSJAS;!

(Source: heyfunniest)

"If you’re going to love me, love only me. If you decide to break my heart, break it all. If you’re going to hug me, hug me like you mean it. If you’re going to care for me, care for me all the time. If you decide not to hold me, let me fall. If you’re going to stay, stay forever. If you’re going to leave, leave now. If you’re going to change, change for the better. And if we’re going to talk, please mean what you say. "
Steven Rosas (via shurlee)

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

signednhoj:

Like You - Gela Solis (feat. Little O)

Gela’s first official single featuring Little O and produced by John Cedrick. More cute stuff using terms from the internet. :) Cheesy, but hope you’ll like it! 

Support the fam!

Gela Solis http://gelaagrace.tumblr.com/

Little O http://omartrujillo.tumblr.com

John Cedrick http://signednhoj.tumblr.com

Download: http://www.mediafire.com/?scn7cbm09rweyte

(Source: johnxdope)

weeeenhi:

bradley23:

“Yoga for Black People”

LOL OMG WHAT IN THE WORLD.

(Source: ilikesmywine)

lyssakaay:

Slut: One who engages in sexual activity with a large number of persons, occasionally simultaneously.

Not a girl who wears short shorts or has a lot of guy friends.

Bitch: A women with an unecessary bad attitude or someone who does everything they are told.

Not a person who makes a point and stands for what she believes in.

Flirt: A person who is innocently overly friendly, especially the type of friendliness that is interpeted as seduction.

Not a person who simply says hi or gives someone a small compliment.

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xjasmineee:

so cute :O

(Source: bribreeezy)

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geezydee:

oh

my 

god

(Source: africannigerian)

thesupervillain:

…I am incredibly amused at the fact that I can understand this.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

taycreatesmemories:

I am like humans…

I walk.

Sometime I do not like what see.

Sometimes I am shock.

Sometime I try.

Sometime I ask question

Sometime I have birthday

But I guess

samboob:

(Source: diewis)

headabovewaterx:

There is a chemical in a girls’ brain is released only two different times in her life, when she has sex, and when she breast feeds her baby. This chemical emotionally connects her to another person for the rest of her life. Us guys? We only release this chemical when we bond with our children. So if you think sex is a game and go around fucking as many girls as you want, remember that you will mentally mess this girl for the rest of her life. If you’re still friends afterwards then whatever, but she will always have the same feeling toward you because of this chemical. Just a little bit of science. 

(Source: moonbeamglowspace)